BKBBL feed http://bkbbl.com/ Black Knight Games Blood Bowl League RSS feed en-EN http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Mon, 22 Jul 2019 19:31:21 -0400 OBBLM 0.95 Match: Pint Sized Pests (3) vs. Butter Runners (4) Triple ones on the sponsorship roll for the Pests...must have been a hell of a night! http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-07-19 15:04:13 Match: Longwood Striders (1) vs. Bramble Bush Boys (2) It was a scorching day to play Bloodbowl. Despite neither of the players nor coaches realizing just how bad it was till they were dropping on the pitch after the set up! The elves didn't realize that the sneaky sneaky halfi----GOBLINS had greased all their gloves and shoes with sandwich butter. Barrel Chested Bill was bloodthirsty knocking out and causing injuries. The trolls were surprisingly smart for the game aided by Ripper himself. Towards the end any knocked out elf decided they were better off staying in the bin then getting back on the pitch. By the end only 4 brave elves had decided they wanted to play to the end. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-07-18 21:41:54 Match: Men In Tights (1) vs. We Want Funerals (3) Men In Tights Vs We Want Funerals. It was an average pitch with and average ref on an average nice day. But there was nothing average about this game! Werewolves on both sides were running fast and furious. touchdowns were quick and take downs were even quicker. by the end of the match there was dead players (permanently dead in some cases) on both teams. WWF despite having the fastest werewolves in the realms were not able to stop the lightning quick offense of the MIT. MIT managed to break WWF's defense and finally score against them. a feat that had not been accomplished since their debut game at the start of the season. ending a 6 game shutout streak. This win (plus a notable draw from Konquata Konquerors vs Night Street Stalkers) moves the WWF to the top of the leader board. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-07-17 22:26:43 Match: Konquata Konquerors (2) vs. Night Street Stalkers (2) Sometimes, the game just hates you. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-07-15 23:32:40 Match: Konquata Konquerors (2) vs. Longwood Striders (1) "In what can only be called 'An Amazing Turn of Events', the Konquata Konquerors were able to pull an upset on the defending champions, the Longwood Striders, by a narrow 2-to-1 margin. "Sadly, the champions had their star Wardancer, Zalibouche, die to a brutal hit from Hemlock. Whether or not the hit was legal or if the hit even happened, is currently under debate from the league's rules committee. It is thought that Hemlock may have had some sort of illegal instrument on the field, but since the Jorm the Ogre was busy with another rules issue (he felt it was within his right to question another hit), no one actually saw Hemlock do anything at all! "The game itself will likely be known in history as 'The End of the Longwood Striders', but I do believe Daezeiros may have something to say about it!" - Mindy Piewhistle http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-07-14 17:59:39 Match: We Want Funerals (2) vs. Tiger Gitz (0) "Tiger Gitz is one of the best looking teams in this league!" -Hulk Hogan But despite having beautiful uniforms. they were unable to make a mark on the score board. TG is in the early stages of becoming one of the strongest teams in this league. However, today, was not that day. Hulk Hogan left everyone in the dust as he ran up 2 touchdowns in a row. TG are strong and skilled with many capable blockers. but speed was their weakness and We Want Funerals made sure to stretch those orc legs to their limit. The Undertaking got caught up in the physical excitement of the orcs and promptly had his spine crushed by Frances on the last play of the game. The Undertaking will miss at least a week as we attempt to find a suitable replacement spine for him. Sponsors again lined up to throw their money at the nearly undefeated WWF. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-07-09 21:53:20 Match: Men In Tights (4) vs. Pint Sized Pests (1) Goblins where home today vs the North. The problem was the dice midway through the first half did not want to agree with the home team. After an early score by the Goblins the team started falling left and right, Sunty played a huge roll for the Goblins to leave the pitch. At the end of the game only 1 Goblin was awake and playing the game. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-07-05 22:00:36 Match: Night Street Stalkers (1) vs. Pint Sized Pests (3) The league leader in points is dead! Fireballs turn the tide. Crazy game! http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-07-05 18:25:10 Match: We Want Funerals (1) vs. Longwood Striders (0) Longwood Striders were ready and waiting on the snow filled stadium pitch. We Want Funerals met the previous season champions with something akin to awe. Awwww why wouldnt they get journeymen to replace their lost players??? LS was certainly hampered by the weather. WWF knew they wouldnt be able to throw the ball very far in this blinding blizzard. But it had another unintended side effect. WWE werewolves (equiped with their ReBlock cleated shoes) wouldnt be running as fast as they could. Wardancers Daezerios and Zalibouche were everywhere. And no one on the WWF had the strength or skill to knock them down. luck prevailed for the WWF and with some near suicidal movements The Boogie-man was able to sneak a TD in past some very tight Wardancer defense. Boogie-man promptly had his arm crushed by a Wood Elf boot in retaliation for his touchdown and will miss a week or so. After that a pitch invasion followed in which WWF saw half their players fall. but still LS couldnt find away to get the ball to the other end zone. Final score 1-0. LS were so impressed with WWF they awarded them a ceremonial sticker at the end of the match! WWF have no idea what the sticker is for. but it was clearly important to the Wood Elf team and accepted it graciously. After the match more sponsors lined up to award the WWF with more money to play for them. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-07-03 20:08:07 Match: Tiger Gitz (0) vs. Eataine Elect (2) The mighty armour and thick green skin of the Gitz proved far too resilient for the Elect's blocks to have much effect, but that did not prevent the Elect from scoring early and slowing the Orcs' drives enough to maintain their lead through the game. It was near-miraculous the Elect did not suffer any significant injury from this match -- from the pummelling they took both from the Gitz and the fans! http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-07-02 23:45:02 Match: Necromazing (1) vs. Men In Tights (4) Northern people got a ongoing http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-07-02 12:07:37 Match: 3s, 4s and a 5 (2) vs. BareNaked Dwarves (1) Ongoing Sponsership for 3s 4s and a 5 Star of the game was the Dwarven coach who rune of unwilling flight the beastman closest to the ball on the kickoff, and then with the Chaos warrior 2 squares off the ball, the dwarven coach played spot the sneak and managed to place an extra dwarf in the chaos endzone for the Dwarves scoring a Turn 1 Touchdown while kicking the ball !!!!!!!!! http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-07-01 14:08:39 Match: Longwood Striders (4) vs. 3s, 4s and a 5 (1) A Sunday Morning game for the 5s and Striders. This is the second game the Striders played at full strength and they were still the under dogs physically, but they made up for that with their sound agility. The Striders opted to kick off and the 5's looked to be in a good spot, however Sheri Bobbins tripped on some sort of hazard allowing the Striders to get the ball and score. With a 1 - 0 lead the 5s game plan changed noticeably so the Striders attacked for the rest of the game, and were able to pull off a 4-1 game with their standard 6 players on the pitch. Tatitula never came out of the dressing room and it wasn't noticed until after the game when the team went into the dressing room. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-06-30 13:44:39 Match: Bramble Bush Boys (0) vs. We Want Funerals (3) WWF started off strong gaining a 1 nothing lead. The Bramble Bush Boys fought back hard and looked to tie things up when Ripper was accidentally handed the ball. But luck was not with the BBB's. 1, 2, 3 trolls were suddenly on the ground and the ball was loose. WWF was quick to react and pushed the score up to 2-0. Ripper was not impressed with being pushed around and promptly obliterated Andre the Golem for getting in his way. Andre will be missed by WWF... and was replaced with Andre the Golem 2, 10 minutes later. The BBB's reserves quickly dwindled and the smart ones decided to stay off the pitch. Which severely hampered their defense allowing the WWF to sneak in one more TD to make it 3-0. Their ongoing success attracted yet another sponsor for the WWF. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-06-28 16:49:30 Match: Lords of Lustria (2) vs. Pint Sized Pests (2) A chaotic game of tit for tat that left both teams in tatters and a tied final score. Troll stupidity played it's hand leaving Jay's offence unpredictable quite often. The Lords were cracking armour but unable to inflict any real injury. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-06-27 17:17:34 Match: Butter Runners (4) vs. Tiger Gitz (1) Before the game began the butter Runners only hope against the tiger gits was to sneak through there lines and try not to get beat on. After deciding to kick off to the orcs they were able to sneak 2 points during the first half. Then during the second half when it was 4-0 the Tiger Gits were able to score a point right before the timer went off. The Butter runners coach was heard saying after the game saying "thank goodness my players listened to me and pretended to knocked out when they were in danger" After the game they were approached by the Filthy Dirty Dairy company for a sponsorship which they gladly accepted. Fortunately no one was hurt in the post party. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-06-26 23:00:14 Match: Longwood Striders (4) vs. SOD OFF! (1) What a wonderful night for the Champs to take the pitch. With the coach declaring not to use Journeyman the Striders took to the pitch with 9 players, The orc, with 11. The fans were worried for their beloved Striders as this orc team had a savage look in their eyes, it turns out that wasn't savagery it was a dull look of what is going on here. The Striders didn't waste any time with the game, blitzing on the open kick off, it was a good thing OFF! didn't put a guy back for the ball, it made it easy for the Striders to score in the second minoute. Down 3 players in the second half they scored three more times allowing 1. The elves showed the whole league and leagues around the world why they are champions. Final score 4-1, after the game the Striders were seen partying at the local night club where they exposed themselves, to the song Too Many Dicks on the dance floor! http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-06-24 22:06:55 Match: Hounds of Khorne (0) vs. Pint Sized Pests (6) Everything went right for the goblins up until the after-party, when the Pests celebrated much too hard. Three players will miss next game with 'load management'. The result puts the Pests firmly at the top of league scoring, but can they keep the good times rolling against the rookie lizardmen without so many key players? Tune in next week to see! The pests add a third Ongoing Sponsorship (welcome to the portfolio to Mr Squig candy bars - when your teeth are THIS big...they call you Mister). http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-06-21 14:01:59 Match: Tiger Gitz (2) vs. Lords of Lustria (1) Shane couldn't roll a dodge roll to save his life even with rerolls and I rolled a 1 on my go for it into the end zone then rerolled it into a 1 to cause a terrible turn over. good times were had by all. we did not roll for fans at the beginning of the game oops http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-06-20 19:08:06 Match: Bramble Bush Boys (0) vs. Men In Tights (2) 21k fans showed up for this match. They wanted blood and they got it. The downside is, it wasnt any human blood on the pitch today. Goblins came and gone, having the Ball n Chain out turn one, because of a tripping hazard while setting up. Which never came back into the game. Gave the Norse the chance to just walk around and not be scared of the Ball n Chain. Norse scored late on the Gobs drive, than again late on their own drive to make sure there was no 1 TTD with the doom diver. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-06-20 15:06:13