BKBBL feed http://bkbbl.com/ Black Knight Games Blood Bowl League RSS feed en-EN http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Tue, 19 Nov 2019 06:17:12 -0500 OBBLM 0.95 Match: Pint Sized Pests (2) vs. Bramble Bush Boys (1) The stunty cup was a brutal affair. Trouble with the clocks meant that the number of turns was in constant flux. The ref was very amenable and was convinced three times by the Bramble Bush Boys to let their weapons keep playing, it must have been the amazing Halfligh Stew they were using to win over the fans. Even the Pests were seen grabbing a handful of delicious stew (or six handfulls...three each half). In the end the Pests were able to find some open ground in Double OT and were able to punch it in for the victory. All involved were happy when it was over and they could just rest, but the fans left the stadium ecstatic! http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-09-13 18:21:05 Match: Longwood Striders (1) vs. Daggers Squadron (2) It was the rematch of the century. The game began with some elf trickery as the Striders changed the direction signs to the stadium, with the Daggers home game being played in the Striders lazily marked pitch anyways. The Daggers didn't show any remorse for their more noble cousins, stomping on them any chance they could get. Their coach getting more and more desperate for a championship title as the years drag on. With the Daggers constantly grinding down the Striders, the threat of them scoring never diminished. The dark elves constantly stalled and fouled the opposition. With the dark ones luck, the Daggers didn't have to use any of their own and the Striders simply ran out of players. Once again the champion title is within reach of the coach of the Dark Elves, perhaps this season will be it. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-09-11 22:41:36 Match: 3s, 4s and a 5 (0) vs. Daggers Squadron (1) It was a hard fought fight all the way, with pouring rain and a mechanical bladed ball causing havoc. All the tricks were pulled out as the elves limp wristed punching did nothing to the chaos team. With seconds left a chaos blitzer went down leaving an opening. No second chances left, his team clearing a path to the downed ball a line elf darted through to scoop the ball and hand it off to a witch. Sprinting further then she normally would she staggered into the end zone. The surprise upset was met with surprised golf clapping from the Steelhelm Emporium representatives who were there for the opposition, and immediately signed the dark elf team. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-09-04 18:08:54 Match: We Want Funerals (1) vs. Longwood Striders (2) A busy stadium with 32,000 Fans in attendance. Both teams could hear the fans cheering from the change rooms. The lights were bright and the grass was freshly cut, Vendors were selling ale, kids waving their flags. As We Want Funerals took the pitch the cheers erupted. Then the Longwood Striders came out on to the pitch and the crowd cheers could be heard from miles away. The intensity was clear these teams meant business. Funerals scored first in the 4th minute. The Striders had been down before, and they took the kick off with smiles on their faces. They marched down the field and let go a long bomb, Awalenski used his smarts and saw where the ball was heading and met the ball in the endzone to tie the game up. In the final minutes of the first half the striders had a chance to take a 2-1 lead. but they failed to pick up the ball. When the second half started it was 1-1 and the Striders had the ball, the sprinklers busted due to all the fans stomping and chanting for blood. The stirders secured the ball after the Funerals almost scored and held on for a 2-1 win. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-09-02 22:31:56 Match: Men In Tights (2) vs. Morathi's Marauders (1) Hard fought game. This went to turn 24 to find the winner. Game was back and forth with both teams scoring not on their drives. This game was stressful, and the True Northern Men made it through with little injuries. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-08-30 17:57:21 Match: Daggers Squadron (2) vs. Eataine Elect (1) Hard fought game, and the Daggers lost 360,000 gold when the referees came to collect on their bribes. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-08-23 21:29:30 Match: Longwood Striders (3) vs. Hounds of Khorne (2) Lantern's glowing, Fans Cheering nerves of the players seen from every where this is playoff Blood Bowl. The Striders met the Hounds last night in a game that had it all, overtime, touchdowns and death. The Hounds filled the K.O bin in the first half allowing them to score in the first half, the Striders went into the locker room and came out hungery, Scoring twice in the first 3 minutes of the second half, the hounds tied it near the end of the second half taking Daezeiros life along the way. The coin flip in OT was won by the Striders who wasted little time, and marched down the ptich while Eylonous the leagues most premium thrower figured out the play, it wasn't his big throw that won the game but a smart hand off to Shearvous who lofted the ball to Awalenski in the endzone for the 3-2 win. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-08-16 09:28:23 Match: Pint Sized Pests (2) vs. Butter Runners (0) Playoff Match in R1 was a tight fight until the last few turns when the Goblins couldn't fail at armour breaks. Pests delete one Ongoing Sponsorship http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-08-09 23:28:36 Match: Longwood Striders (2) vs. Lords of Lustria (0) Last week of the season, the Striders and the Lustria's. With trash talk being fired around. This game had some tension before the first ball was even kicked off. The game sprung into action with Striders holding the Lustrian's to Zero Touchdowns after the first half. The lizards laid a beating on the elves, but the Striders were able to score twice in the game to hold onto a win and allow them to finish in 6th place. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-08-06 00:29:19 Match: Butter Runners (2) vs. We Want Funerals (2) Fans could never have imagined what they were in store for when they sat down to watch this game. WWF coming off a long streak of wins and draws faced their greatest challenge yet. Serious injuries plagued the Butter Runners.. mostly inflicted by the WWF(and a few ravenous fans from the crowd). Trul Heartstalker Jr. traded deaths with Hacked Up Jim Duggan. Turns out zombies regenerate and Skaven do not... Lesson learned. The Butter Runners were up 2 to 1 in the middle of the second half. Thats when the weird stuff started to happen. A highly toxic ball was snuck on to the field and kicked to the WWF. The type of ball that mutates your face if you even look at it too long! Then ANOTHER ball popped out of the first one. WWF had 4 turns to find a way to the BR end zone and score with TWO balls! BR put up some extremely tight defense. But in the end Man'unkind and The Boogie-man both managed to run in BOTH balls to make sure the score was ultimately tied up 2-2. Hulk Hogan was heard commenting after the game: "I hope we dont have to face Butter Runners again in the playoffs. Im not sure we can beat them.." http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-08-01 22:30:48 Match: We Want Funerals (1) vs. Lords of Lustria (1) Lords of Lustria came out hitting hard. Hard enough to injure several players on the We Want Funerals. luckly with no permanent injuries (isnt regeneration great!). Both teams fought hard with a final score of 1-1. Lords of Lustria wont be seeing playoffs this year. But they will certainly be a strong contender in the years to come. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-07-28 12:18:14 Match: Longwood Striders (3) vs. Pint Sized Pests (1) What a night for Blood Blood, The Pests and The Striders were fighting for playoff position, and both teams wanted it bad. The Striders had flash backs from their last game against goblins. They wanted to make this a real game and that they did. It was a rough game for everyone all around. Nuffle had front row seats for both sides and it showed. This game had big hits, deaths, touch downs, star players and more. After the dust settled the game was 3-1 Striders there was a total of 9 casualties and even more players will miss the next games. The Striders signed a deal with the sports company and lost three players two of which ended up with Niggling Injuries, on top of the death they suffered the game was intense. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-07-22 22:18:24 Match: Pint Sized Pests (3) vs. Butter Runners (4) Triple ones on the sponsorship roll for the Pests...must have been a hell of a night! http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-07-19 15:04:13 Match: Longwood Striders (1) vs. Bramble Bush Boys (2) It was a scorching day to play Bloodbowl. Despite neither of the players nor coaches realizing just how bad it was till they were dropping on the pitch after the set up! The elves didn't realize that the sneaky sneaky halfi----GOBLINS had greased all their gloves and shoes with sandwich butter. Barrel Chested Bill was bloodthirsty knocking out and causing injuries. The trolls were surprisingly smart for the game aided by Ripper himself. Towards the end any knocked out elf decided they were better off staying in the bin then getting back on the pitch. By the end only 4 brave elves had decided they wanted to play to the end. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-07-18 21:41:54 Match: Men In Tights (1) vs. We Want Funerals (3) Men In Tights Vs We Want Funerals. It was an average pitch with and average ref on an average nice day. But there was nothing average about this game! Werewolves on both sides were running fast and furious. touchdowns were quick and take downs were even quicker. by the end of the match there was dead players (permanently dead in some cases) on both teams. WWF despite having the fastest werewolves in the realms were not able to stop the lightning quick offense of the MIT. MIT managed to break WWF's defense and finally score against them. a feat that had not been accomplished since their debut game at the start of the season. ending a 6 game shutout streak. This win (plus a notable draw from Konquata Konquerors vs Night Street Stalkers) moves the WWF to the top of the leader board. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-07-17 22:26:43 Match: Konquata Konquerors (2) vs. Night Street Stalkers (2) Sometimes, the game just hates you. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-07-15 23:32:40 Match: Konquata Konquerors (2) vs. Longwood Striders (1) "In what can only be called 'An Amazing Turn of Events', the Konquata Konquerors were able to pull an upset on the defending champions, the Longwood Striders, by a narrow 2-to-1 margin. "Sadly, the champions had their star Wardancer, Zalibouche, die to a brutal hit from Hemlock. Whether or not the hit was legal or if the hit even happened, is currently under debate from the league's rules committee. It is thought that Hemlock may have had some sort of illegal instrument on the field, but since the Jorm the Ogre was busy with another rules issue (he felt it was within his right to question another hit), no one actually saw Hemlock do anything at all! "The game itself will likely be known in history as 'The End of the Longwood Striders', but I do believe Daezeiros may have something to say about it!" - Mindy Piewhistle http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-07-14 17:59:39 Match: We Want Funerals (2) vs. Tiger Gitz (0) "Tiger Gitz is one of the best looking teams in this league!" -Hulk Hogan But despite having beautiful uniforms. they were unable to make a mark on the score board. TG is in the early stages of becoming one of the strongest teams in this league. However, today, was not that day. Hulk Hogan left everyone in the dust as he ran up 2 touchdowns in a row. TG are strong and skilled with many capable blockers. but speed was their weakness and We Want Funerals made sure to stretch those orc legs to their limit. The Undertaking got caught up in the physical excitement of the orcs and promptly had his spine crushed by Frances on the last play of the game. The Undertaking will miss at least a week as we attempt to find a suitable replacement spine for him. Sponsors again lined up to throw their money at the nearly undefeated WWF. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-07-09 21:53:20 Match: Men In Tights (4) vs. Pint Sized Pests (1) Goblins where home today vs the North. The problem was the dice midway through the first half did not want to agree with the home team. After an early score by the Goblins the team started falling left and right, Sunty played a huge roll for the Goblins to leave the pitch. At the end of the game only 1 Goblin was awake and playing the game. http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-07-05 22:00:36 Match: Night Street Stalkers (1) vs. Pint Sized Pests (3) The league leader in points is dead! Fireballs turn the tide. Crazy game! http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-07-05 18:25:10