BKBBL feed http://bkbbl.com/ Black Knight Games Blood Bowl League RSS feed en-EN http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Fri, 20 Jul 2018 17:49:49 +0000 OBBLM 0.95 Match: Bloodcoast Raiders (0) vs. Hamilton Tiger-Rats (3) The Tiger-Rats luck took a sudden and violent turn for the better. The Raiders were the unfortunate recipients of the angry, gnawing rats and their unrelenting flurry of fists. After the dust settled the Rats came away with a 3-0 win. http://bkbbl.com/ 2018-07-19 01:26:45 Match: Chuck (3) vs. SOD OFF! (0) SOD OFF! Put the beats to CHUCK. but the score board was definitely in CHUCKS favor. Ranger walker was recoginzed as a up and coming star in this game. But Krognak decieded he wouldnt be sharing the glory with him and promptly tired to kill him. CHUCK was sponsored by HARD BLOCK CAFE for having impressed them so much with their ability to win. CHUCK also gained residency in a luxury stadium with on-site Apothecaries. hopefully the continued presence of extra Apos will end the streak of deaths they have been facing. http://bkbbl.com/ 2018-07-18 14:16:00 Match: Da Bonehoard Blitzas (2) vs. Boomtown Rats (2) Turnz out dat early gamez dunna draw da crowdz dat dey uzed ta. Wiv no fans watchin, da boyz tore chunks outa Boomtown, but werz unable ta get ahead in da game. Tazerface n`Squeeks iz gunna go on a brief promo`shnul tour tagether. http://bkbbl.com/ 2018-07-16 16:40:37 Match: Rat Kings of Reikland (1) vs. Farmer Maggot's Cropdusters (1) Who knew halflings could be so hard to hit? http://bkbbl.com/ 2018-07-15 18:07:37 Match: Karak Azgaraz Ironforgers (1) vs. DESERT STORM (1) Playing a doubleheader, the tired dwarves couldn't stop the Khemri from scoring. The second half seemed much different as a reinvigorated dwarf team started sending bodies off the pitch. The scored to tie and continued to pummel the skeletons into the ground. Let's hope they bear no grudge against the next team. http://bkbbl.com/ 2018-07-14 15:49:46 Match: Karak Azgaraz Ironforgers (1) vs. Longwood Striders (1) Welcome sports fan to the post game report, the Ironforgers took on the Striders today. The weather was clear and the Ironforgers were looking to break their loosing streak, and the Great Dice god was on his side. At the end of the first half the score was Ironforgers 1 Striders 0. The second half started and the Striders scored in the third minute. After a series of miss happenings the game ended 1-1. After the game the league cracked down on three of the Striders for partying to hard, sources say they spent 30,000 at the Red Dragon Inn! http://bkbbl.com/ 2018-07-14 13:37:30 Match: Elfheim Online (0) vs. Chuck (2) It was a nice sunny day at a stadium no one cared about. Refereed by 3 incompetent halflings. But all of CHUCKS followers turned up to watch this game. Spirits were high and it showed in the score. For the first time ever CHUCK won a game! 2-0 final score. ELFEIM ONLINE struggle hard in the first half keep the score at zero. even with a second ball bouncing around. but the 2nd half showed a strong physical dominance over the ELFEIM smashing them about and winning the game. CHUCK would like to thank the great people at REBLOCK for their sponsorship of our new shoes and athletic gear and continued success in the future. http://bkbbl.com/ 2018-07-13 15:45:05 Match: Hamilton Tiger-Rats (0) vs. Renaissance Prose (3) We heard about this "Johnny Rat-ziel". Apparently he couldn't make it in the big times, so he comes down to play some blood bowl with us rats in Canada. I don't know how they play it where he's from, but it doesn't look like he's ready. Sure, he got a pass in, and the crowd seemed to like him, but where was he when the rest of his team was fallin' down and dropping balls and running into our big linemen? Still got lots to learn, Johnny. http://bkbbl.com/ 2018-07-10 22:54:16 Match: SOD OFF! (0) vs. Hamilton Tiger-Rats (2) The Tiger-Rats did not look ready to play in this one with lethargic play being the name of this game. Luckily the inherent skill of the team compensated for the complete lack of effort the team showed on the field and they walked away with a 2-0 win. http://bkbbl.com/ 2018-07-06 00:15:57 Match: Renaissance Prose (4) vs. Farmer Maggot's Cropdusters (2) The Cropdusters are pleased to announce, that rather than playing in the second half of the game our important players were negotiating a residency in the Onsite Apothecary stadium! Did anybody see how the rest of the game turned out!?... http://bkbbl.com/ 2018-07-02 14:54:42 Match: Rosenrot Reborn (0) vs. Bloodcoast Raiders (1) The Rosenrot Reborn were starved by the smell of the Halfling Chef, causing an unseemly number of bites upon their own thralls, which led the Raiders to take an early lead. The second half was cursed by Nuffle, resulting in only fumbles, trips, and embarrassment, for all but the daemons of Khorne, who managed to cause some good injuries! We saw who the true bloodlords were today, folks! http://bkbbl.com/ 2018-06-29 23:00:36 Match: Rat Kings of Reikland (1) vs. Hamilton Tiger-Rats (3) The Tiger-Rats were frustrated after their recent loss and decided to take it out on the poor unfortunate Rat Kings. The fists were flying and when the dust settled there were six rats sitting broken and bruised in the dugout. Terrell Brave-is continued to show a hatred for his kin adding a second linerat skull to his trophy case. http://bkbbl.com/ 2018-06-27 23:51:07 Match: Rosenrot Reborn (2) vs. DESERT STORM (0) To the vampires (more so their thralls) dismay the Khemeri team utilized ancient unknown building techniques to coat the entire pitch in astrogranite minutes before the game. This lead to the vampires leading the charge to their own knock out bin. The second half belong to the undead as Thutmose's unleashed dark magics to make himself untouchable, only to be launched into the crowd by a surprise rune of unexpected flight. Vampires slunk to a win, not quite believing it themselves. http://bkbbl.com/ 2018-06-26 23:07:47 Match: Bloodcoast Raiders (1) vs. Hounds of Khorne (0) Khorne smiled on this game, as fist flew and blood sprayed! The first half saw a lot of hurt haws but little else. The second half saw Blutkraz slew by Gor'fed, and the rest of the Hounds if Khorne knocked out, leading to an easy (in theory) touch down! http://bkbbl.com/ 2018-06-26 19:49:49 Match: Boomtown Rats (2) vs. Chuck (2) Looked like all hope was lost for Chuck vs the Boomtown Rats when the score was 2-1 and they were poised to score again. When Nuffle suddenly decided that the Rats had points for one day. the ball was promptly returned to Chuck and they made a straight line to the end zone to tie it up 2-2. With all the controversy this season its good to see a good old fashion game of getting screwed by Nuffle! http://bkbbl.com/ 2018-06-25 22:01:31 Match: Elfheim Online (1) vs. Da Bonehoard Blitzas (3) Orks beat on Elves....nough said. http://bkbbl.com/ 2018-06-25 13:48:34 Match: Farmer Maggot's Cropdusters (1) vs. Da Bonehoard Blitzas (2) Da Boyz took to da field ta kick to da 'flings, den one o' dem sailed ova 'der 'eadz and suddenly dey wuz winnin' an' kickin' back ta us. Blaze werez super confused, but 'e shook it off and da boyz went ta werk on da 'flings. Da new guy Tazerface (wot a stupid name!) picked up a coupl'a TD's, but 'e couldn't 'urt one uv dem flings! Fans loiked 'iz performance 'nuff ta call 'im MVP, and now he's decided ta get more hitty goin forward. http://bkbbl.com/ 2018-06-22 14:02:42 Match: Longwood Striders (5) vs. Elfheim Online (0) In what the 27,000 fans thought was going to be a high scoring Elf game, with minimal casualties turned into a high scoring blood bath, that ended with small children crying, the refs, walking away from the game, the Elfheim Online, standing on the pitch wondering when life went wrong. Dolfar Longstrider was thought to give the Online team a boost, until he had his hip smashed in the second minute of the game. Striders Coach was quote: "I am at a lost for words, my boys were just going out to have a friendly game, when all of a sudden they went feral, I couldn't control them nor could I look them in the eyes!" http://bkbbl.com/ 2018-06-22 01:16:28 Match: Rosenrot Reborn (2) vs. Rat Kings of Reikland (3) The Rat Kings plan to pour salt into the Reborn's mouth guards before the game was a great success. The Reborn spent so much time drinking from their thralls that the Rat Kings were able to squeak in one extra touchdown to win the game! http://bkbbl.com/ 2018-06-21 23:16:34 Match: Boomtown Rats (5) vs. Hamilton Tiger-Rats (4) The Tiger-Rats wish to file an official complaint with the league over the scorekeeper in this game. The score says 5-4 but we do no remember at least four of those TDs we just remember lining up and seeing a brown streak then lining up again. Clearly something is fishy. http://bkbbl.com/ 2018-06-21 01:06:09