BKBBL feed http://bkbbl.com/ Black Knight Games Blood Bowl League RSS feed en-EN http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Sun, 20 Jun 2021 09:08:34 -0400 OBBLM 0.95 Match: Aelves on Shaelves (3) vs. Sand Dune Flames (2) There Was A FIREFIIIIIGHT http://bkbbl.com/ 2020-03-13 21:12:52 Team news by Shimmy n Shake Shamblers Picked up 3rd ongoing sponsorship tonight and after the goblins cut, deposited $150k towards a stadium http://bkbbl.com/ 2020-03-13 00:13:31 Match: The Rusty Scabbards (2) vs. High and Proud (1) What a blood filled blood bowl night. Thursday's sun rose and fell with the goblins ramping up for the game, drinking shots of shroom juice. By doing this they felt no pain and had no brains. DoWhat was crushing highelves in the first half, DaBladeGoesOUT was sharped up and ripped threw High and Proud's amour. after the first half of the game the score was 1-0 in favour of the Scabbards, with the casualties being 2-1 but the bins showed 5 in the cas bin, due to fouls and failed dodges, 3 K.O and 3 guys on the line for the High and Proud. The goblins had 7 players in the casualty bin, 1 injury and 6 ejected plus the coach. The second half saw more players removed for blocks, and fouls and ejections more TD and the final score was 2-1 and the final player count was 10 players total. http://bkbbl.com/ 2020-03-12 22:32:12 Match: Night Street Stalkers (1) vs. BareNaked Dwarves (2) Mighty BLOOOOOOW http://bkbbl.com/ 2020-03-10 23:58:52 Match: Night Street Stalkers (1) vs. Lords of Lustria (1) The Stalkers and Lords slugged it out in a tit for tat battle of epic proportion. The momentum of the game swinging back and forth. There was blood, there was magic and there was upset. In the end neither team was able to get the needed advantage to hammer home the win. A well timed lightning bolt putting an end to the Stalkers potential gaming winning goal. The Lords denied the win by one square of movement. Tie game.Both teams exhausted. http://bkbbl.com/ 2020-03-03 21:25:35 Match: Pint Sized Pests (1) vs. BareNaked Dwarves (2) Game Over, the undefeated Pint Sized Pests came in for a rematch of champions against the slow starting Barenaked Dwarves. Last time these two titans faced off the PSP's were also undefeated and lost to the BNDs. This time around a early 3rd turn TD for the PSP gave them the 1-0 lead. A tough slugfest and a few lucky hits saw the BND score a turn 8 touchdown as Steven Page sang his way out of a tackle zone and a blitz from Dirty Hank allowed first time Starplayer Barik Farblast to chuck it down the field to tie it 1-1 at the end of the half. The second half saw a fortified dwarf team receive the ball and carry it down for a turn 8 touchdown. A last minute turn 1 TD attempt on the PSP would have allowed them to remain undefeated but a blitz from the the dwarves saw the doom diver get knocked out, and unfortunately the naked goblin could not stop themselves from landing onto a dwarf resulting in a 2-1 victory ending the PSP reign of terror. BND got a minor sponsorship, a troll died, and everyone had fun! http://bkbbl.com/ 2020-03-02 15:51:37 Match: Many Manly Miniature Men. (1) vs. Shimmy n Shake Shamblers (1) ongoing sponsership Shimmy and shake http://bkbbl.com/ 2020-02-27 20:59:42 Match: BareNaked Dwarves (1) vs. Aelves on Shaelves (0) It was a sloppy wet type of Bloodbowl Game as the BND and AoS met for a clash of the greats. As the first kickoff finished, the Aelves shelved themselves with a poorly times dodge as Golden Boy went for the golden boys. With the ball bouncing around the first half was a mix match of turnovers and cages, resulting in 0-0 going into the 2nd half. The 2nd half Coach YokoOno broke tradition and played Dwarves like Dwarves. A strong cage with Snacktime doing a lot of the heavy lifting saw a turn 7 positional on the goal line for the win. A strong showing had the Aelves fight for their life but to no avail as Kevin Hearn runs in with a touchdown! http://bkbbl.com/ 2020-02-25 15:57:57 Match: Pint Sized Pests (2) vs. Sand Dune Flames (1) It was an all Mason-Grant affair today at the Great Ziggurat of Kaki'qwatl. The lizards started off well, despite a Terradon accident that removed their newly induced Kroxigor superstar from the match before it began, with a touchdown followed by a well timed blitz to seize the ball back right away...everything was going according to plan... Then, suddenly, just as he was about to break free and make it a 2-0 match the ball-carrying skink tripped tumbling to the ground. This sudden distraction caused the Lizardman skinpriest wizard to be distracted and fail to turn the fanatic in to toast with lightning. This sudden burst of good fortune was not wasted by the goblins who proceeded to remove four of the Flames players from the pitch (two from a supercharged electric fanatic!). In the end this moment swayed the game and the goblins were able to escape with the victory, moving to 4-0, and the upstart Sand Dune Flames suffered their first taste of defeat. Vowing to not repeat the same mistakes the lizards have retreated to their spawning beds to scold their poorly-aimed terradon shots, and lightning accuracy, and to tie their shoes. http://bkbbl.com/ 2020-02-21 14:48:21 Match: We Want Funerals (3) vs. Shimmy n Shake Shamblers (1) Shimmy n Shake Shamblers vs We Want Funerals "Man does King tots hit hard!" -Dead Cold Steve Austin's final words as King tots smashed the zombie into ground up to his neck, then punted his head for a field goal. fortunately for the WWF field goals aren't worth any points. allowing the WWF to win 3-1 http://bkbbl.com/ 2020-02-20 22:56:23 Match: The Avant Guards (2) vs. Aelves on Shaelves (0) Meshuggah is a special boy. http://bkbbl.com/ 2020-02-20 21:57:57 Match: Hamilton Tiger-Rats (0) vs. Many Manly Miniature Men. (2) The rocky stadiums of Hexoatl have proven to make the Chaos Dwarfs feel right at home as they were given the opportunity to grind some Skaven into the hard ground. By the end of the game, only a few rats were left to defend against the sneaky Hobgoblins walking the ball in, but they were a little more worried about the angry Dwarfs! http://bkbbl.com/ 2020-02-18 01:22:38 Match: The Rusty Scabbards (1) vs. Sand Dune Flames (3) In the first half both of the teams fought over the ball injuries were made but Wop-Pop rose to the occasion and scored the first touchdown of the game in the second half the goblins brought on weapons like chainsaws and balls on chains. Skibidi scored a touchdown it was a 2 to 0 game the goblins committed lots of fouls and argued with the ref so their coach got kicked out of the game. Wop-Pop scored another touchdown it was 3-0 many of the lizardmen were injured so they hid in the corner and let the goblins score a touchdown it was 3-1 then the clock went out both teams won in their own way: the goblins got to injure lots of players and the lizardmen won 3-1. http://bkbbl.com/ 2020-02-15 17:53:26 Match: Shimmy n Shake Shamblers (2) vs. Aelves on Shaelves (0) Shamblers get an ongoing sponsorship http://bkbbl.com/ 2020-02-12 17:14:26 Match: Lords of Lustria (1) vs. We Want Funerals (2) 2-1 Victory for the WWF! ... But at what cost? Koko B Ware scored instantly in the opening few seconds of the game. setting up an nice home team advantage early on. but from then on out it was all Lords of Lustria. They had strength and speed that the WWF couldnt compete with. Dhinoh Zhoar managed to steal the ball from our offence and run in a LOL TD to tie up the first half. After that, Andre the Golem was torn limb from limb by Kikteetha (beyond repair by out great team necromancer.. just wasnt enough left to reassemble anything worth while). WWF casualties and KO`s were piling up against the extreme powerhouse LOL offense. WWF was constantly on the back foot... and thats where the mighty Setekh came in to shine in the second half. using his skilled hands to strip the ball from a slippery skink (and break his little frog leg at the same time!) just as he was about to score. Man`unkind recovered the ball and ran as fast as he could through a very tight wall of LOL defense to give the lead to the WWF once again. As the clock ran down WWF came away with the win. MVP`s went to Abhullah the Butchered and Hhawincii. but fans are saying the real MVP is Setekh. with out his skilled play, the score board would have certainly been upside down. Great game LOL! http://bkbbl.com/ 2020-02-12 11:33:47 Match: The Avant Guards (3) vs. BareNaked Dwarves (0) Luck, grit, and David Bowie's magical boots led the Avant Guards to victory in their first-ever match! The team has elected to grow ironic beards in celebration. http://bkbbl.com/ 2020-02-08 22:16:29 Match: Lords of Lustria (1) vs. Paris Pickaxes (0) The dwarfs in their debut game laid a beating into the lizardmen causing 2 deaths and a major injury to another key player. The lizardmen however were able to hold on for the win. http://bkbbl.com/ 2020-02-04 22:50:49 Match: Necromazing (0) vs. Hamilton Tiger-Rats (2) They said that Simoni Law-rats was over the hill. They said his best days were behind him. But he showed them, he showed them real good. http://bkbbl.com/ 2020-02-04 00:32:14 Match: Night Street Stalkers (1) vs. Konquata Konquerors (1) Volcanic rocks falling from the skies, Terradons dropping rocks from the skies, Caurnasaurs rampaging throwing players into the the skies! Other than that, not a lot happened. http://bkbbl.com/ 2020-02-02 17:15:10 Match: Pint Sized Pests (2) vs. Bramble Bush Boys (1) The stunty cup was a brutal affair. Trouble with the clocks meant that the number of turns was in constant flux. The ref was very amenable and was convinced three times by the Bramble Bush Boys to let their weapons keep playing, it must have been the amazing Halfligh Stew they were using to win over the fans. Even the Pests were seen grabbing a handful of delicious stew (or six handfulls...three each half). In the end the Pests were able to find some open ground in Double OT and were able to punch it in for the victory. All involved were happy when it was over and they could just rest, but the fans left the stadium ecstatic! http://bkbbl.com/ 2019-09-13 18:21:05